bullysquadess:

Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets

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stardustschild:

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you
Depression : ever
Me: that’s not what I meant

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rosescentimental:

9 to 5 by dolly parton rivals the communist manifesto

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driflloon:

me looking at the board in class, not taking anything in

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knowwhatimeme:

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(via icedcoffeedaydreams)